Enough Finsplaining

A parking garage in Austin with a sign to end finsplaining from Titan.

No one wants to hear about your stock picks, Brad. End finsplaining.




To condescendingly explain finance, investing, or crypto to a person who is already knowledgeable about the topic — probably because they invest with Titan.

I'm so tired of Marcus trying to finsplain NFTs to me.

A group of friends standing next to a Titan finsplaining sign.

I agree, investing is important–that’s why I use Titan. Enough finsplaining.

Titan's Finsplaining Manifesto

Finsplaining has officially jumped the shark: millennials are exhausted by an unending parade of fintech ads, gamified investing apps, and crypto hypemen. The past two years have seen these concepts flood the markets—and our day-to-day conversations. But is any of it actually making us smarter, or wealthier, or more interesting? No. Enough finsplaining: we can all stop pretending that crypto is a personality, that stocks make for good brunch conversation, that the markets are as interesting as the latest sports game.

Titan is antithetical to finsplaining: our experts tell you what you need to know, when you need to know it—no faff, no pomp. When you know your money is being managed by industry leaders, you don’t need to listen to Greg’s finsplaining anymore—and because anyone can invest with Titan, none of us need to listen to Greg’s finsplaining anymore. Hallelujah.

Pedestrians walk on a sidewalk with a Titan finsplaining billboard above

Crypto is not a personality. Stop finsplaining.

Become a client and leave finsplaining at the door

A couple of cars driving past a blue Titan anti-finsplaining sign

Investing matters. Go with the experts, not the hypemen. Stop finsplaining.

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